Happy pre-Friday y'all! How very astute of you to recognise that my title is a complete rip-off from season two of "My dad wrote a porno!" Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism, isn't it? If you didn't get my reference, definitely get on and listen to that podcast. It's pure adulterated joy 😉 Anyways, I recently … Continue reading Amsterdammm

New Orleans

Can we take a moment to take about the Vegas of the south? This swampy haven of vibrant colors, mind blowing eats, brain bending brass (say that 10 times fast) and haunting originality is one of my favorite cities in the whole damn world. It's so nice I've visited twice in the past two years, … Continue reading New Orleans

Vienna in 3 days

Happy Monday y'all! I've chosen this moment to rise from my RuPaul's Drag Race marathon-induced coma (all the better to avoid face planting into the misery of the world, my dear) and regale you all with tales of my travels. I'm now in year 5 of living abroad, and each year that passes makes it … Continue reading Vienna in 3 days

London Street Eats Part Deux

I know I've said it once before, but the street food in London has gotten SO GOOD. I mean, ridiculous. I lived in London from mid-2012 until early 2014, and I can say with full confidence that the food market scene was nothing compared to how it's evolved. Back then, it was this fresh faced … Continue reading London Street Eats Part Deux

Fancy salads + garlic chicken

Good morning y'all! We have so much to discuss, can we tawk? I'm sure you're either deliriously jazzed or nursing some mid-grade level nausea about tomorrow's inauguration, but you've had enough adulting for today. Step away from that article about Earth being named People magazine's "Sexiest planet alive" or whatever and let's talk food and fitness, aka my … Continue reading Fancy salads + garlic chicken

Yas queen!

Will & Grace lives! NBC has ordered a 10-episode limited revival that will reunite stars Debra Messing, Eric McCormack, Sean Hayes, and Megan Mullally during the 2017-2018 TV season, the network announced at the Television Critics Association’s press tour on Wednesday. Original series creators Max Mutchnick and David Kohan will act as showrunners and executive… via … Continue reading Yas queen!


Happy New Year, good lookins! Can you believe how much we're ageing together? Like a couple of soft cheeses left in the refrigerator door, y'all. The smell is divine. I don't know about you, but the end of 2016 was a load of #womp. I was trudging towards the end, one part emotionally bruised and battered … Continue reading 2017